(Source: demilavoto, via demismypassion)

madman-and-still-not-ginger:

ursodum:

“I’m sorry. This is the first time I’ve hired a maid.”

The only woman on this movie whom I saw fit to raise a child, and she was the only one who couldn’t.

WOW THAT COMMENT WASN’T OKAY

(via somanybeautifulstars)

laugh-dance-ellen:

"I haven’t had that much trouble coming out since 1997." (x)

(via wesfanemt333)

ellendegeneres:

Ellen’s testing out her new Google Glass(es) that she got on Craigslist. It’s hard to tell, but she may have gotten ripped off.

(via rossidegeneres)

(Source: bagoftreats, via randomotaku)